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    Still a virgin??!!

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    Tasha
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    Still a virgin??!!

    Post by Tasha on Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:05 am

    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

    "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

    "Well, husband Number 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    "Husband Number 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

    "Husband Number 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    " Husband Number 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    "Husband Number 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

    "Husband Number 6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    "Husband Number 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

    "Husband Number 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

    "Husband Number 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

    "Husband Number 10 was a Stamp Collector ; all he ever did was........... God I miss him.

    "But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

    "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

    "You're with the "GOVERNMENT"..


    This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."

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    Re: Still a virgin??!!

    Post by Guest on Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:27 am

    lmao heard this one before.
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    Re: Still a virgin??!!

    Post by Tasha on Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:41 am

    I hadn't lol so thought I'd share.

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    Re: Still a virgin??!!

    Post by Guest on Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:17 am

    still makes me laugh though.
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    Re: Still a virgin??!!

    Post by Tasha on Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:00 pm

    That's good then lol

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